Now, why do I buy toys again??

Okay. So Jack's favorite chew toy/teether/whatever you want to call it
is an old remote to a TV that we don't even own anymore. He loves it.
This leads me to believe that I shouldn't buy anymore toys because I tend
to think they are much cuter and more fun than Jack does. Maybe I'm
really buying them for me??

Other favorite "toys" in our house:
Empty paper towel rolls
A plastic mixing spoon
The real remotes (not the play ones)
The real phones (not the play ones)
My keys -- incidentally, the key fob doesn't work anymore.
Do you think that GM will cover drool under the warranty?
A comb
An empty saline solution bottle
An upside-down laundry basket
Any newspaper or magazine