Tuesday, September 22, 2009

If Jack ran the kitchen...


If Jack ran the kitchen, this would be the standard grocery list:
  1. Yogurt. Lots of it. Plain. No fruit.
  2. Meatballs. Frozen. Full of salt and additives.
  3. Toast. Not bread. Toast. Jack thinks that toast just comes like that.
  4. Puffs. Sweet potato flavored. One canister for Jack and one for Sophie since Sophie steals them from Jack.
  5. Popsicles. Small, slow-melting variety. Any flavor is fine. Red is best, since it stains the most and mysteriously is the stickiest!
  6. Earth Baby Organics "Chicken Mango Risotto" jarred baby food. I'm not kidding. This is a flavor of baby food. And, Jack can't get enough of it!
  7. Rice cakes. Plain, boring, no sodium, no flavor rice cakes.
  8. Gerber Banana/Grape/Plum combo. Weird mix, but it's a classic around here.
  9. Apple Carrot juice. Jack still can't get the hang of the sippy cup. He tries to eat the bottom of it and drops it on the floor a lot, but what he actually consumes he seems to like.
  10. More yogurt. Can't ever have enough yogurt.

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