Don't read this if you happen to be a Creationist, but Jack IS a monkey. It was proven today at the Denver Zoo where he shrieked like a Spider Monkey for 90 minutes (happy shrieks, but shrieks nonetheless.) He also twisted and contorted himself around in the stroller until I couldn't really figure out how to untangle him from the harness without the manual or the Jaws of Life. Add this to the turning and standing up in the shopping cart and the sheer speed with which he scales the stairs (trees can't be far off) and I am now quite certain that he is not totally human. He also loves to hang upside-down. Could he be half bat and half monkey? You be the judge.
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