"Hey Rob -- did you know that boogers float?"
"I think that was a poop explosion!"
"Please don't eat the cat."
"No, Jack, you can't pick mommy's nose."
"Please be nice to the book, Jack."
"Yay! More pictures from Shutterfly!"
"Jack, please don't spit on him."
"Jack, give mommy the spoon. Give mommy the spoon.
Please give mommy the spoon. Ok, keep the spoon."
I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever thought I would
ever utter any of these phrases. If this is what I am now
reduced to -- God help us all.
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