"Where is all of this poop coming from?"
"Jack, don't bite the cat's tail."
"Jack, please fall asleep. Please fall asleep. See?
Mommy is falling asleep....it's easy!"
"Nobody bit Jack today!"
"No, Rob's staying home while I go to the party.
I think there are a few agencies that might be
interested if we just crate Jack for the evening so
we can both come."
"Aarrgh! Why are you ringing???" (shouted at the phone
when Jack was almost asleep)
"How about we just put you in the washing machine too?"
(said to Jack after an extremely messy diaper)
"Are you stuck under the couch again?"
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